This is the best entry I'll ever write.

Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:06:49 GMT

I was modelling my new shorts for my mom that I wrote about in the previous entry. But in the mirror I noticed something was totally weird with my leg so I was like "Mom! What is different about my leg!"

AND SHE COULD SEE IT TOO. IT WASN'T JUST IN MY HEAD. She's like YO YOU GOT LIKE MUSCLE OR SOMETHING ON YOUR LEG! LOOK AT THAT! The bottom part of my leg used to suck at life and be like a straight line. Almost zero muscle whatsoever. BUT NOW. THERE IS A VERY NOTICIBLE BULGE OF GASTROCNEMIUS OR SOME AWESOME SHIT. I can't remember which muscle that is.

At work I am constantly speed walking from end to end of the store sometimes for as long as nine hours. I think this may have given me sweet leg muscles?! Because last time I wore shorts (September, I kid you not) there was just a straight leg. ALSO. My mom said my ankles look thicker. I'm so fricken happy you have no idea. I have not been able to stop admirring my newly found muscles in the mirror all day. I'm STILL wearing shorts.

THIS DAY IS THE BEST EVER.

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This is the best entry I'll ever write.